Evo-MAL “Flat Share 2000″

Evo-MAL Immovables is proud to present you the new way of living for the average student without the funds to pay for a dwelling of their own. Your opportunity is now – welcome to your future: Live in the Flat Share 2000 (FS2k)!

Do you want to learn more?

The FS2k is tailored to your needs – and your wallet. The average hard working student of today doesn’t want to pay for a lot of knickknack s/he never needs. So become today a member of the fast growing FS2k society near your campus and enjoy the numerous benefits:

• no cleaning: the sealed tile-wall and tile-floor finish in four stylish designs guarantees not only a comfortable interior but also the most efficient and easiest way of keeping everything tidy.
• party when you want to: the sound-proof walls won’t let any of your party-mix-cd tunes at up to 140db (!) get out of your room. And if you want it as loud as the big-bang be assured: the tile-walls will pump up your volume for free!
• no more running to the bathroom: when you patried hard and feel terribly sick you don’t have to get up – for anything! If you feel like spilling your guts – just do: the sightly tilted floor will guide any unwanted fluids (including urine and feces) straight to the gully in the middle of your room. Now that‘s comfort, isn’t it?
• running water everywhere you need it: We don’t like the thought of just a few water taps so that every time you want water now you have to walk somewhere. So we provide you one (cold)water supply with a long hose for you to carry around your room. feel free to take a shower anywhere at any time, or enjoy a cool drink right away!
• ergonomical bed included: Does everyone bug you because you walk like Quasimodo? The times of humiliation are over – with every FS2k-room there comes a bed that will correct your spine within two weeks – guaranteed. You don’t even want a soft bed anymore because you sleep better and more comfortable on the FS2k’s chipboard

So don’t hesitate! Sign up now for a better academic future without the distractions of bloody expensive overstuffed dorm rooms! If you sign up for two years in advance you get an additional amount of 10 gallons of water a day for free the first two months!

- Pete Blochner
Evo-MAL Immovables

Evo-MAL Immovables is proud to present you the new way of living for the average student without the funds to pay for a dwelling of their own. Your opportunity is now - welcome to your future: Live in the Flat Share 2000 (FS2k)! Do you want to learn more? The FS2k is tailored to your needs ...

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