Satire

1. 5 comments Dec 07, 2010 I’m Getting Fat Posted in Dear Diary, Satire

   I am getting fat — it’s the truth. Because what your dear mother keeps telling her only child just has to be true. Last visit in September at my parents, my mom looked at me and bluntly stated “Getting fat, aren’t we?” to which I only could reply “Really? You mean like yourself?” That settled it for a few weeks. But then she called me a week ago “Do you look like Garfield already? You know furry, and orange … and fat?” — “I know who Garfield is, mom!”

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   I am getting fat -- it's the truth. Because what your dear mother keeps telling her only child just has to be true. Last visit in September at my parents, my mom looked at me and bluntly stated "Getting fat, aren't we?" to which I only could reply "Really? You mean like yourself?" That ...

2. No comments Feb 20, 2008 Format Wars Posted in Rants, Satire, Technology

   Just great! As soon as I settle for something in the great Format Wars it is the wrong thing. According to CRN Toshiba’s CEO Atsutoshi Nishida made a point a few hours ago and officially surrendered to Sony’s Blu-Ray format after many months of battling.

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   Just great! As soon as I settle for something in the great Format Wars it is the wrong thing. According to CRN Toshiba's CEO Atsutoshi Nishida made a point a few hours ago and officially surrendered to Sony's Blu-Ray format after many months of battling. But what about the humble customers who already bought HD-DVD ...

3. No comments Jun 03, 2007 Cambodian Blinking Posted in Random Thoughts, Satire

   What has Austria in common with Cambodia and Israel? Quite a lot I think but in this case I am emphasizing the similarity in traffic light behavior.

   If you’re already familiar with it then you can skip this paragraph which is intended for my international readers.

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   What has Austria in common with Cambodia and Israel? Quite a lot I think but in this case I am emphasizing the similarity in traffic light behavior. If you're already familiar with it then you can skip this paragraph which is intended for my international readers. When an Austrian traffic light is about to switch from ...

4. No comments Feb 07, 2006 Evo-MAL “Flat Share 2000″ Posted in CGI & Rendering, Satire

   Evo-MAL Immovables is proud to present you the new way of living for the average student without the funds to pay for a dwelling of their own. Your opportunity is now – welcome to your future: Live in the Flat Share 2000 (FS2k)!

   Do you want to learn more?

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   Evo-MAL Immovables is proud to present you the new way of living for the average student without the funds to pay for a dwelling of their own. Your opportunity is now - welcome to your future: Live in the Flat Share 2000 (FS2k)! Do you want to learn more? The FS2k is tailored to your needs ...